==> be BRO STRIDER
made by th man himself
XENOGENDERS -- CYBERGENDER, PONYGENDER, GOREIC, DIGIBEING, BIMBOY, BOYBEAST, ODDTHING, UNHOLYLEXIC, TROLLIAN, PUPPETISTPRNS -- HE/HIM, DUDE/BRO, RED/KING, XML/PNG, BYTE/BYTE, CRYPT/CRYPTS, STRING/STRINGS, STRIDER
! HUMILDE !
> Your name is BRO STRIDER, contrary to popular belief you're much more familial and parental than people may think, not being a total self absorbed asshole is nice and you wish people understood the diffrence. When you arent trying to stop your brother from cyberbullying ponies on ponytown or lazing about on newgrounds you normally listen to rock, punk, and generally louder music like a goth teen trying to be cool, Rammstein and Rob Zombie being your personal favorite band.
> You have no specific set of pronouns because your presence is just too cool to be labled, though you do prefer to steer clear of They/Them. You're age ranges from time to time but its normally around your late 20's to even later 30's, you arent old though, just a bit older, nothing wrong with that, why would you think theres something wrong with aging? Prick. Youre bodily 15 though so shut up.
> If you look to the left of you you'd see the very text youre reading and right below this is extra info, oh, you already knew that? Cute, nobody likes a smartass just read, fucking nerd.==> OPEN BOUNDARIES. . . ( DOUBLE FRIENDLY! )
CLOSE FRIENDS ONLY / CAUTION : Jokes or comments on my media/canon, realitychecking (ASKED), talk of past personal dramasAVOID : Comparisons to other Bro's or Dave's, the name/person Dolli, paranoia inducing phrases, the video 'Possibly in Michigan', talks or jokes of infidelity/cheating, mockery of my memories or media relationships, Evil Xisuma (Hermitcraft)
! GUERRERO !
! LO MAS FUETRE
LEYENDA !
! FOR ALL !
> Cool, now lets get to th bodily stuff and dni, after this we can all go home, and no, there are no sweet bro and hella jeff pictures you shithead (/lht). Also are these seriously Puss In Boots lyrics?? Fucks sake.==> OPEN DNI/BYI. . .
DNI -- ENDOGENIC SYSTEMS, PRO ANA , REALITY CHECKERS WITHOUT CONSENT, PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IRLS/KIN/FICTIVES CANNOT BE DETACHED FROM CANON, STRIDERCESTS (VERY STRICT), ANTI-SELF DIAGNOSIS, 'FICTION DOESN'T AFFECT REALITY', PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE OTHERS CANNOT GROW FROM THEIR PAST, & cowboys /jOVERALL INFO -- I have BPD, PPD, and schizoparanoia, bc of this I can be irrational and rather unstable at times, despite this I still wanna be held accountable for my actions, just be cautious if I say im in an episode, cool? Cool.
> You’re so stupid your stupid rentry made me all blushy in the face it’s embarrassing <//3 from your voice to your stupid jokes I love all of it and take it with joy. Whenever I hear you say ‘I love you’ it fills me with such joy it’s embarrassing but I love hearing it from you, from you it’s different, it makes me happy. You’re the 4channie to my Tumblr (/ref) and I grow attached to you the more we talk and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I could get really poetic with this but you’ll totally call me gay and you already do that enough. Your stupid teasing has my heart doing flips and I love your stupid voice and your stupid laugh and just,,,you,,,I love all of you
>> Drawing you, drawing us just never fails to make me smile and I’m not the only one that loves you, the sys has grown to adore you and it might not be in the same way but we would fight the world for you, you’ve won my heart and I have no intention to take it back.
>> I love you, my dear, so very much, and I’ll keep on loving you no matter what.
>> talking to you, sharing stories and experiences with you, it makes me so happy and so greatful to have you with me. even through our hard times I’ll always be here for you, because I know how things can get, how things can feel, and I’ll understand you before getting upset at you, sometimes you’re just hurt and I want to help your hurting, because you deserve someone to tend to you and love you rather than hurt you, and I’m blessed to be there for you.
> You genuinely make me so happy, you make me so comfortable to feel weird because you don't judge me. You don't ridicule or act mean, there's playful teasing but I just giggle and enjoy myself, our stupid banters and back to back horrible jokes just make me look forward to the days I used to fear. Getting into IDV for you is the most fun I've had in a while and I'm forever greatful for you as a person, and to call you mine.
> Spoiling you with gifts, art and maybe even packages in the future, I love doing it, I love giving and seeing you happy, and I’d give everything to keep you happy.